ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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