thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
The police scanner is talking about you again....
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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