You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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