what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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