Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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