My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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