Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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