But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Swine flu. Run for my life!
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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