yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Will exercising make me less horny?
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