when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
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