this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
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