it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
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