i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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