My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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