If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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