Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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