problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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