Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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