Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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