Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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