just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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