Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
