Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Is Oprah even human
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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