Don't you send me to vm
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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