you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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