so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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