Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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