Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Woke up backwards on a recliner
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
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