VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Come share oat with me in your robe
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Randomize
