writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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