i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
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