so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
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