I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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