it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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