you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Randomize
