I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
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