The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
i think im in europe. pls send help
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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