i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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