Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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