I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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