he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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