Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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