Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
I smell like Dick and happiness
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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