I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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