i was rollin on her like bob the builder
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
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