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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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