I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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