we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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