I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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