Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
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