At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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