meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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