You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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