Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
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