I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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