week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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