its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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